Sunnyvale, CA - Roger Marsel, 31, was rushed to the ER in a state of extreme shock today after his roommate called 911. Doctors have diagnosed Roger with an extremely rare condition known as Euphora Recruitus - a condition observed in job-seekers when they receive an unexpected call from a recruiter causing a euphoric coma - commonly known as the "Happy Puppy Syndrome".
Dr. Goldstein, an expert at the Stanford hospital, said a similar case was observed during the dot-com bust. Unfortunately, in that case the patient couldn't survive the shock.
Roger had applied for the role of a product manager through a company's job portal, and received a call from the company within 5 hours, which triggered the episode.
Dr. Goldstein said, "He is lucky that the recruiter had merely butt-dialed her phone. A meaningful conversation could have caused severe complications. With a few weeks of all-night Netflix, Roger should be back fruitlessly applying to more jobs".
Dr. Goldstein said, "He is lucky that the recruiter had merely butt-dialed her phone. A meaningful conversation could have caused severe complications. With a few weeks of all-night Netflix, Roger should be back fruitlessly applying to more jobs".
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