Menlo Park, CA - In a dramatic twist to his "anti-colonialism" tweet, Andreessen has decided to join the Hare Krishna movement.
In his now infamous rant that angered a billion Indians, Andreessen tweeted "Anti-colonialism has been economically catastrophic for the Indian people for decades. Why stop now?”
Sources have confirmed that Andreessen and his team have spent the last week analyzing the best strategy to appease Indians. "Hare Krishna was an optimal choice. With his bald head he is practically a Hare Krishna already."
Hare Krishna trustees are not excited with the expected spike in new enrollments. "Startup founders looking for funding are expected to join Hare Krishna to suck up to Andreessen," said a Hare Krishna devotee.
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