Mountain View, CA - In an unprecedented move, 10 engineers from Google have unionized to protest against lack of ice-cream sprinkles in Google's cafeteria. 2 engineers were found rolling on the lawn, pounding the ground in protest. The union leader was not available for comments, on the account of her holding her breath till sprinkles were reintroduced.
The 9to5NewsNetwork investigative team tracked the Google HR team at the local Whole Foods frantically buying every last available bottle of organic sprinkles. "Software development was expected to return to normal coding levels within 24 hours," said an anonymous source within the Google HR team.
The ripples were felt all the way across to Menlo Park where Facebook released an official memo to its employees confirming the entire ice-cream menu and the assortment of sprinkles available for their employees. Sandberg posted a selfie ordering an ice cream cone. The picture got over a million likes in less than an hour.
Zuckerberg has pledged $1,000,000 to African nations that need sprinkles. He is personally building a website, freesprinkles.org, to raise sprinkle awareness.
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