Friday, February 26, 2016

Honeymooning in the Silicon Valley

San Jose, CA - Cisco Systems is one of the most sought after companies in the Silicon Valley, for its short work hours, long lunch breaks, and refreshing siestas - also known as The Cisco Honeymoon.

However, Cisco employees have to protect this lifestyle through sheer ingenuity that is unique to Silicon Valley. Anticipating massive layoffs in the coming months, engineering managers are scrambling to hire "poor performers" who could, soon after, be fired as part of a cost-cutting move.

An anonymous source says, "Its a smart move. Hiring idiots gives us an opportunity to fire them. The idiots who survive the layoff can enjoy The Cisco Honeymoon till the next layoff. I was hired 15 years ago and I still don't know what I am supposed to do."

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